Monday, September 3, 2007

Austin and Dallas Texas Strip Clubs

There are a number of great clubs that give outstanding Lap Dances in Texas. Here is a review from LapDanceCity.

The Clubhouse
is hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover is $20 and worth every penny. Every girl here is a 9 or 10. The entire night there I saw one unattractive girl dancing incredibly badly but even she was entertaining, even if unintentionally so.

The girls come by in pairs of in threes and talk to you for a while and of course occasionally ask for drinks. If you want less chat and more lap, let them know and they're glad to skip the small talk.

The lap dances there are top-notch, bonerific, mind-blowing. Some touching is allowed and they'll casually let you know if you're going too far. Even the one-on-one dances you get from the girls on stage are incredible.

If you have a favorite girl, there are $50 VIP dances where you get what is essentially just a more intimate and lengthy lap dance.

It was formerly owned by Texas rock legends Pantera and there's still plenty of memorabilia left behind. It stays open well past the last call time in the rest of Dallas of 2:00 A.M. and with the plethora of amazingly hot girls around you can't help but feel like a rockstar.

The thing I could possibly consider as negative is it's location which is on the outskirts of Denton, close to Dallas. There's plenty of restaurants around but if you're staying in Dallas, it's a bit of a drive.

There are also a number of reviews for Austin at LapDanceCity

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